AMA (Ask Me Anything)

Minecraft Art, My Life, Random Junk.

gears-keep-turning:

explodinghye:

choclety milk shakes likes his baths

I’m on very little sleep and this just made me laugh for a solid 5 or 6 minutes

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4 days ago
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silenthill:

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

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tnabelcher:

If I cant bring the spoon to my face ILL BRING MY FACE TO THE SPOON

tnabelcher:

If I cant bring the spoon to my face ILL BRING MY FACE TO THE SPOON

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buttchunks:

Starships were meant to fly

buttchunks:

Starships were meant to fly

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olias:

im obsessed with this toy

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ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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yungdirrty:

drunktrophywife:

In ur tagged/me like

Actually.

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postllimit:

imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”

postllimit:

imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”

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sofriel:

tickatocka:

a kitten trying super hard to fight a ceramic cat statue

THANK U 4 THIS

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project-blackbird:

Emily Vancamp as Sharon Carter in “Captain America: The Winter Soldier”

Here’s an example of what we call a “soft no”. Sharon turns down Steve’s offer in a way that’s meant not to insult him but never actually uses the word “no”.

Steve clearly gets the message, though, and importantly offers to leave her alone. Sharon’s comment afterwards gives him an opportunity to try again later, but he doesn’t press and respects her rejection of his company even though it’s probably hurt his feelings a bit.

Just in case you ever wonder “What would Captain America do?”; there you go.

or maybe she said no because she’s a secret S.H.I.E.L.D Agent assigned with protecting him and is keeping her distance lest he gets to know her but I guess

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